Small-town cop has some really sticky fingers

Ken Korczak:

A police officer who lives in a nearby town from where I live — Thief River Falls — was recently arrested for going on a wild spree of theft — snatching everything from riding lawnmowers, boats and snowmobiles — and then was dumb enough to try sell some of his loot in the same small-town where he conducted all of his “Five-Finger Discounts.”

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COP TURNS THIEF THEN GETS NABBED BY FELLOW COPS

Playing the stock market with the stars — using astrology to pick winning stocks

KEN KORCZAK:

Nothing is more scary that trusting your hard-earned cash to today’s nutty stock market, so many people are turning to help from outer space — to the stars, that is, by consulting astrology charts to pick winning stocks. And for a lot of people, it seems to be working: